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Spitzer is Split-Zer. For Bill O'Reilly

Spitzer is Split-Zer.
One part of him doesn't know what the other part is doing.
There are different parts, buffered off one from the others.
 
As another poet, William Carlos Williams put it:
 
The pure products of America
go crazy.

SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

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Clintonian Tricknology.

If Bush-Cheney is wrong about everything, according to Senator H.R. Clinton, then she ought to be seeking to meet with the Serbs.
Kosovo is their holy land; IslamoFascists will soon ransack the place and turn it into a beachhead for the continuing metastasization of Islam in Europe.  And meeting with the Serbs to contradict Bush would mirror her colleague, Speaker Pelosi, who has negotiated with Bush's arch enemy, the tyrant of Syria.  This is why I do not understand her analysis of Putin.  And, after all, it takes one to know one.  They'd get along just fine.  (As to her mispronouncing the name of the upcoming Russian leader, Dmitry Medvedev, she just did that to appear a regular person.  The overview she had memorized could not have left out that key name.  Get real.  H. Rodham knows everything in the world but that key name?  Give me a break.  Just another move in Clintonian Tricknology.
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Obama's Alinskian Strategem

The Alinskian strategy of doublespeak is conscious in its deployment of a lie.  Multiple purposes are served.  First, Obama's backers are behind any attack on Bush.  They will gainsay any disparity between what Obama claimed and whatever someone else claims is the truth.  Secondly, by telling a whopper with a straight face while sitting next to one of America's great pathological liars, Obama sends a subliminal message to her that he can play that game, as well.  He dares her to challenge the account.  She doesn't.  So, she knows less about the army than he does.  He dares her to call him a liar.  She's unable to do that because she knows he knows she's crazy with lies.  Also, she sees, as well as does the Republican enemy who might be watching, that the CNN news team doesn't challenge this crazy story.  So, Obama is telling his opponent, as well as telling the world, that he controls the press.  Alinsky would applaud this brilliant cold blooded con delivered with such smarmy non chalant elan.
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El Presidente McCaniac

El Presidente McCaniac
I met John McCain at Senator Santorum's campaign office. He is a feisty guy even when you are shaking his hand. There wells up from within his eye a ripple of white fire that seeks to overwhelm those who like myself stare down into the man to see of what he is made. He will not be denied, hence his unconquerable ferocity at the hands of the torturers in Nam. Plus, he writes his own jokes and we laugh. He also signed my Constitution and Popular Mechanics magazine, which are now very valuable. So, how bad a guy can he be? However, his hypenated bills are clearly counterproductive or anti Liberty or worse. All we can do, therefore, is keep the pressure on him to behave as President as a Conservative and not as a RepubRadLib KerryPal.
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Amendment 22: Suspension At Our Peril

The United States of America and the theory of its Declaration of Independence, Constitution and Bill of Rights is the problem in this election.  We have a dyadic organization, The Clintons, that is expert at acting on suspect interpretations of our laws before all the rest of us have had a chance to determine whether their actions are Constitutional.  We are confronted now with the most extreme and dangerous of these reinterpretations, namely, whether this Clinton Dyad will be in violation of Amendment 22 if they do indeed take control of the Executive Branch (The Presidency).  

Tonight it became self evident that Alan Colmes had no answer to this question in his colloquy with Newt Gingrich other than supercilious analogical reasonings that did not address the obvious fact that these two professional politicians intend to rule as de facto King and Queen.  To interpret what they seek to do as being merely a campaign to win for Senator Clinton a conventional and legal Presidency which would not see President Bill Clinton as a coordinating partner is to be idiotically naive. 

Indeed, it is to ask of the citizens of this country to undergo a WILLING SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF that this unconstitional power grab is perfectly okay due to their protestations that Bill Clinton will play some sort of subordinate, irrelevant, powerless, merely pro forma role.  Just as they have skirted law after law leading to a Constitutional crisis in their first administration, so too are they now returning us to that ambiguous epoch.  We are being HUSTLED, FAST TALKED, BULLIED, CAJOLED,CONNED, GRIFTED, SWINDLED by the Clinton Dyad.  

Bill Clinton LIED when he reported that he had been walking
with his daughter in a Las Vegas hotel when he overheard directly behind him someone attempt to bully someone else into voting for Obama.  Mr. Clinton is surrounded by Secret Service agents, a gang of papparazzi, and aides de camp.  As he says, "Give me a break." Nonsense.  We have a duty to enforce our laws NOW because if they are not enforced, they will be lost. 


I request that Dr. Sowell, Newt Gingrich, and other leading experts on Constitutional law lead a committee to file a complaint with the Supreme Court regarding Amendment 22.  Amendment 22 is the biggest of the election issues. All of the contenders should stand together on this matter.  The Clinton Dyad MUST BE COMPELLED TO QUIT THIS CAMPAIGN.  It is illegal for them to assume a third term.  This issue is the elephant in the room a small, but astute, group of strict Constitutionalists, i.e., Americans who consult that antient document, are now beginning to address.

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Does Mitt REALLY Want The Job? (Roger Campbell Commentary)

"The rap against Mitt Romney has always been that he is just a pleasant, well-meaning banker who'll
do whatever it takes to close the deal.  This allegedly explains his rather dramatic flip-flops on social
issues, his conversion to supply-side economics, and his recent emphasis on the family as a rhetorical
trope.

The question of authenticity is, in the final analysis, very difficult of resolution and may well be something
which is primarily between the candidate and his god.  Romney is an obscenely youthful looking 60,
his visage not even marked by laugh-hyphen lines.  Many of us in his generational cohort wish we had
looked half-so-good two decades ago. 

All of which is merely a way of suggesting that the real problem facing Romney is a perceived lack of what
the Brits call "bottom" - the gravitas and air of effortless competence which enables strangers to perceive
that "There is in thy face that which I would feign call master: authority".

But merely looking like someone born to command isn't enough and here discourse plays a crucial role.
None of the Republican candidates has so far exhibited the majesty of English prose half so well as the
liberal Democrat, Barack Obama.  Partly, this is a matter of competing marketing strategies with the GOP
(and the Lady Macbeth of West Chester County) opting for a laundry list of technical minutiae of interest
only to the driest and most desperate of policy wonks.

To set himself apart and to stop a frightened Republican Establishment's stampede to semi-RINO John
McCain, Mitt Romney must somehow channel the doughty Torie warrior Churchill and must understand that what he is waging is truly a war and that the prize for his efforts is nothing less than the soul of the party.

There are manifest excellences in Senator McCain's backround. I have no doubt he would make a superb
Secretary of Defense or National Security Advisor.  Crusty, rock-ribbed reactionary that I am,
I take great delight in the contempt with which he views the shills for corporate welfare whose K Street
PACS  seemingly own a party once officially committed to low taxes, smaller government, and free enterprise.

But in so many other areas McCain severely disappoints the Right.  His obvious delight in breaching party
discipline; his preachy, smug certitude that he alone is pure and disinterested; his refusal to carry the fight
for controversial nominees into the enemy's camp - all these add up to someone who is, sadly, less than the
sum of his parts.

In order to win, Romney must give a stemwinder of a speech at every stop beginning with breakfast Wednesday morning through his last appearance next Tuesday, he needs to take McCain on directly on three issues:
Calling him out on his flagrant lie regarding withdrawl from Mesopotamia, defending America's borders and
ridding outselves of the twenty-to-thirty million criminal invaders intent on occupying large swaths of our landmass, and making it plain that the 2008 Republican Presidential nominee will be committed to strategic
tax cuts aimed at reducing the Federal role in our economy.

As to the first of these, Romney should treat McCain's comments with good-humored ridicule, something Reagan understood instinctively, one possible tactic might be to mock McCain's quip that he might keep
troops in Iraq for "100,000 years".  Mitt could feign indignation and say, "John, you know I'm as committed as you are to giving our service men and women all the time and all the tools they need to destroy Al Qaeda and the Taliban but I frankly think that a hundred thousand years should be more than enough time to meet that goal and I am willing to commit to that in writing."

The immigration issue is crucial precisely because it's a way of showing the proverbial "fire in the belly".
It enables Romney to tie McCain to Teddy Kennedy, the second greatest bete-noir of Conservatives and
is the issue McCain can't explain away:  Left-wing apostasy which directly endangers the national security
which McCain views as his hole-card.  The intensity of the disconnect between the real America and the
alternative-universe inside the Beltway makes this an issue which by itself can fatally wound McCain's candidacy and which, if permitted to become the official Platform position would doom the GOP in the Fall.
Intriguingly, the economic impact of the illegals is dramatic and most deliterious to native-born Blacks,
whose long bondage to the Democrats may be loosening as a result of the appallingly contemptuous way
that the Clintonae (and especially Bill) have played the race card during the last two weeks.  I probably
would not vote for Barack Obama for township auditor, even if he were the last other person on earth.  But
the sliming he has endured from those self-proclaimed "Progressives" has been scurrilous and in accord
with the finest traditions of such Illuminati as Theodore Bilbo and "Pitchfork Ben" Tillman and must never be
countenanced in any society with any claim to moral decency.

The third issue, Tax Cuts, always works for us (If you don't believe me about its potency, just ask Poppy Bush
who may well have managed to forgive Dick Darman by the time he died last weekend.).  Romney could
make it a point in every major state to visit either (a) a business which has expanded because of the Bush tax cuts or (b) a company where Bain financed an LBO which resulted in saving the business and adding jobs.
This would also differentiate him from Mike Huckabee with whom he is competing for the so-called "values voters".

Romney has very little time to go on the offensive.  If he does, he may well "find his voice" and, in the process,
find a powerful rationale for his candidacy.  Basically, he, his CM, media director, and pollster must be prepared to stay up all night if need be in order to have a persuasive "Vision" running about fifteen to twenty minutes long in place for the first events Wednesday.  It is, to be sure, a tall order but if the candidate and his team are incapable of accomplishing it the country has a right to know.  Friends of mine who've earned their MBAs at Harvard, as MItt did, proudly refer to it as "The West Point of Capitalism".  The cadets along the Hudson are taught to so organize their time, and  so discipline their bodies and minds that all-nighters are, in theory at least, never necessary.  The real world tends to be just a tad less precise.  It is 11:03 PM EST as I finish writing this.  By my reckoning, that gives them 8 hours - one standard working day -  to do something that probably should have essentially been done six months ago.  George Romney knew how to make small, safe, fuel-efficient cars while still treating his workers decently and making a comfortable profit, as well.  There was a time when things like that were a tangible expression of the American identity.  If Mitt Romney can achieve the tasks I've outlined, he'll have vindicated National Review's editors in their endorsement.  If not, prepare for a really long, extraordinarily depressing general election.  And don't say I didn't warn you."

Roger B. Campbell is a recovering Republican political consultant who would prefer to think that his activities
on behalf of the Party have not necessarily damned him to hell forever but is not entirely certain of that fact.

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All Bucked Up

Senator Clinton has buck teeth.  You can see this terrible overbite
every so often. 

Don Imus was the first to notice this aberration; so, he isn't all bad.

Her father, the drill sergeant, never ordered braces be applied to straighten out her ungainly mouth.

There was a character in Walt Disney cartoons who had an overbite like Hillary Rodham's.

That character was named, "GOOFY."
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Hillarity: Pyromaniac

Mark this: Sen C. just sprayed a hoseful of gasoline/petrol over the riot in Pakistan.  It is none of her business but she uses the turmoil to draw attention to her purported, self deluded, expertise.  As an Alinskian operative, she blames the ensuing burst on an easy target, Musharraf, who from the outset of the Bhutto imbroglio has had the impossible job of holding a fort.  A fort that has in its arms depot a platoon of loaded nukes! 


And here we watch our homegrown pyromaniac, panting wide-eyed for the Oval Office, who perceives some sort of local political advantage, by making what is an entirely irresponsible accusation!  At times like these, leaders who are statesmen know how to speak deliberately in a near whisper.  Instead, The Scorpion wields both poison and sword!  Her ongoing ungrateful cynical attacks on President Bush are joined to her earlier attack on Senator Obama who had acknowledged the possible necessity for anti-Al Q commando intervention in Pakistan. 

Now we see why he said what he said. Obama is not a pacifist.  He doesn't believe that the Iraq campaign was prudent. (I believe that time will tell that our Iraq Intervention will have been a great help, to say the least, in changing the world.)  She slandered him as naive, untutored.  But what observor at this moment given the stakes can't but acknowledge that Obama was not in that first debate speaking without probity.


And the Fellini media cannot acknowledge this because in her Fekkai haircut and Gucci suit, the reptoid witch face and cackle is masked that, on Christmas, promised under the Yule Tree to take our children from us pre-kindergarden for Alinskian socialist education. The Cackler never forgets but only pretends to.  She forgot her Rose billing records and her mind was jello, but she didn't forget Pre-K.  She possesses a Stalinesque humor, I must say.


Insane.  Our consolation at this point, as I have written here and in the Iowa papers and as Obama has quoted: Half of the country hates her guts.  The pure products of America go crazy and in H. "Blind Ambition" RodThem we have a real lulu.

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What We Need To Win

ner writes: Sunday, December, 30, 2007 12:17 AM
What We Need From Our Candidate To Win
We need, we have to have, it is essential that our leader, we Republicans must demand of whoever it is that is our standard bearer that he be able to SPEAK TO THE WORLD AND TO EACH OF US about the history of America, its true ideology, the relationship of citizenship to self reliance, why America is the best and last hope of humanity, how to be an American and how to organize an American family, why we must lead the world to subdue and alter the Islamic Totalitarians, why we must explore the unknown in Space and every other science, art and scholarship, just as Reagan did. Our man simply has to pick up where Reagan left off.

And he must be unafraid to denounce the MSM when it attempts to manipulate the debates. The coming election will be rigged by the Clinton Machine in all the ways we have already experienced. Our leader is going to have to find a way with our backing to alter totally these conditions because at the core of Republican ideology is the optimistic belief, so greatly articulated by Ronald Reagan, that we have the power to write our own history. To do this, we must subsume the MSM as well as calmly and clearly denouncing and overthrowing the terrible spell that the Clinton Socialist Dyad Operation is trying to cast upon the United States in order to end it as we have known it, just as Grasci taught Alinsky who taught H. Rodham how to do it. Our candidates patriotic speeches, like the one given by Romney regarding religious freedom, must do for every issue and topic what that speech did. We must inspire the country with love of country and real patriotism.
I am trying to say something that needs to be said, that cries out to be said, but isn't being said. Our candidate must say this and say it until the country believes in itself again. Get to that place and then the "problems" like health care can be addressed thoughtfully and pragmatically without building a socialist nanny state under the thumb of Madame H, The Scorpion.
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Paul Could Resolve The Problem of Huck

Huckabee does not know how to explain America to its people and also to the rest of the world.
He is a character out of a novel by, say, Reynolds Price.  Self confident but living in a bubble.  Fate will pop that bubble but it would be best for the Republican Party if it happens sooner, not later.  I do not understand why Ron Paul can't stand up and pop that bubble.  After all, Huckabee in his eyes has to seem a poseur.
If Paul were to take out Huckabee, he, Paul, would grow in stature.  And, gravitas.  Then, Paul could take it upon himself to teach us as to the role of the Creator in the theory of the Declaration.  If not, we can forget him, as well.
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Hillarity Secret Service

Hillarity Secret Services
Hillarity Secret Services. Simultaneously, her snipers call Romney a “Flip Flopper.” Simultaneously, audience at Vegas debate stacked with her shouters. Simultaneously, Mr. Blitzer does not give Edwards a chance to retort Hillarity's charge of "mudslinging" as she, "positioned at stage center" orates like a WWW wrestler in white sequined suit, with blood-dotted daggers at the ends of both arms, her voice replete with haughty venom and self righteous revenge. Simultaneously, multiple questioners bullied to pose the “right” questions. Simulteously, anti-Romney push pull phonecalls from mysterious slander team.

The Hillarity Campaign is a militant operation which includes a secret service. She studied how and then destroyed Richard Nixon. Her 35 years of experience begins with study under Alinsky, a Communist Revolutionary who was hired mysteriously to teach at upper class all female college, Wellesley. She is now working with Soros, a true international socialist, who has undermined governments and has said: "Dark clouds are gathering on the American economy. It is my hobby to kind of see these things far off."

Arrogant, malicious, angry, filled with venom, this woman is a danger to our country. Scorpionic. Only she of all the persons in the general campaign is capable of setting out to destroy anyone who she identifies as a threat. Romney is a threat to her and she knows it. Therefore, as she has said, “Deck Romney.” She has a track record. Ask Broadderick. Ask Willey.

"Scorpionic," means Mars, means to cut, stab, divide. This Figure, Hillarity, seeks to divide to conquer. Her mission is to reverse everything Ronald Reagan set into motion. Look at her. I am right about this.

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Prediction: Clinton Inc's Nominee for V.P.

Clinton Inc's Vice Presidential nominee
Remember what I am about to tell you. You heard it here first: Clinton Inc. will choose Joe Biden to run with The Scorpion. He will be overjoyed and be everything they want him to be.
Of course, he won't have a clue as to the possible fate he could experience a la Webster Hubbell, Jim Macdougal, Vincent Foster, or that unfortunate fast talking FOB, Commerce Sec., Brown, who they had shot in the head during the funny aircrash in the Mediterranean, plus, of course, Buddy and Socks, but, anyway, the idea is that an absolutely THRILLED Biden will be over there in the East Wing talking and smiling and clowning around.

UNLESS, we Patriots get wise to what is happening, stop participating in the RadLib Media stageset, present real debates as Thompson has advised over network time slots that the RNC has purchased. Think Reagan at the microphone in New Hampshire in an earlier epoch. Our guys have to pick up where he left off. And they have to make the Pravda-like news manipulation by the RadLib Media as major a campaign issue as illegal immigration and the Marxist education plans ("Pre-K Schools") of the Alinskian Revolutionary, daughter of a crazy drill sergeant, sister of an even crazier-than-the-Carter-clan bunch of brothers, illegally rich
self-declared WITCH.
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Romney At The Founding

We Americans are hungry to reconnect to our history, hence, the popularity of Oliver North's, "War Stories."  Regardless of the ostensible political reason for the speech, everything Romney demonstrated cast him in a light that is distinguished deeply from the other candidates, in particular, Mrs. Clinton.  Can anyone reading this post IMAGINE her delivering such an address on any topic?  If a crisis were to befall the nation and the President had to go before 300 million eyes, can we imagine President Romney in that ultimate moment?  Answer, yes. 

Now, in that same moment, we all know that Mrs. Clinton would be a disaster, and, in fact, would likely to be preempted by her husband. 

But, moreover, and more importantly, Mitt Romney has enabled us to see what a President is and can be.  Were he to address each of our contemporary challenges with new speeches of equal quality rooted in history and the theory of America he could turn into the President before our very eyes.  I suggest he craft an address that deals with the origins of the conflict with an ancient foe first faced by President Jefferson: the Islamist Barbary Pirates. A nice touch would be to cite the fact that the Vatican thanked us!  We need to feel our history in our bones as fellow countrymen in order to face the future with confidence and to face it as AMERICANS, not as taxpayers in some UN Utopia run by the Clintons.  This is what Reagan gifted our nation, and Mitt Romney, if he just lets it roll, can do the same at this station on the way.
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